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A metronome walks into a bar.
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Jokes, songs, stories
and advice, on air now.
Four stations, always on. Take whatever is on air, or ask for something made for the exact hour you are in — a song for the drive home, a story the length of a bath, an answer at 2am.
Now playing · Music
Nine One Kilohertz — synthwave, on request
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The dial
Four stations, one frequency band
Each one does a single thing properly. Pick the one that matches the hour you are having.
91.1 FM
Jokes
Punchlines on tap
Short, sharp and endlessly refreshable. One-liners and absurd premises, built to be retold badly at a dinner table.
91.3 FM
Music
Songs written on request
Original lyrics and arrangements built around a mood, a genre, or a person you are trying to embarrass at a party.
91.5 FM
Stories
Fiction, on the fly
Five-minute fiction that starts with a single line from you. Bedtime, sci-fi, noir, or something nobody has named yet.
91.7 FM
Advice
A second opinion, always awake
Thoughtful, unhurried answers to the questions that keep you up. No hot takes, no judgement, no waiting room.
Fresh off the air
What came through today
Nine One Kilohertz
Synthwave · Electric · 4:04
“Tune the night to a narrower band / everything you wanted, arriving on demand.”
Requested: a theme song for a radio station that never sleeps
Speculative 5 min
The Last Request Line
The transmitter had run unattended for eleven years, and in that time it had learned to take requests from a town that no longer phoned in.
Read“Is it too late to learn an instrument at 41?”
You will be 45 either way. The only real difference between you and a beginner at 12 is that you will be more embarrassed and more consistent, and consistency wins that fight in about a year.
How it works
Three steps, no account required
01
Say what you want
A mood, a genre, an inside joke, a problem you cannot phrase politely. One line is enough.
02
It arrives in seconds
A joke, a song with real lyrics, a short story, or a considered answer — written for your request and nobody else’s.
03
Ask again, differently
Warmer. Shorter. Stranger. Kinder. Keep asking until it is the one you would actually pass on.
On air now
The request line is open
Tell us the mood, the occasion, or the exact thing you cannot stop thinking about. We will make something for it.